ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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