so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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