If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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