I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
cat food counts as protein by the way
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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