Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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