U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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