i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
my liver is dry heaving
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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