Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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