I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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