gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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