I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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