Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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