thus making me awesome and them whores
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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