Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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