so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
is that a dick in a sweater?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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