More tranny stories later!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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