haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
