nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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