You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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