using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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