Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
