You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
