My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The dick lei will go down in squad history
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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