Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Drunk is not a location!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
