On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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