you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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