haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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