we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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