Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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