Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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