I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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