I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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