he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
