So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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