i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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