Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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