It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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