As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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