I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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