I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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