There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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