no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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