Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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