words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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