youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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