my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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