The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
