why didn't you poke me back
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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