just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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