Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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