I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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